The Trickster's Den

I found a bowl behind his tv.

/feelsdumb

Can’t decide if I’m going to read, play Okami, or just farm on WoW. Furk I want that grand yak though ;.;

/farms silently in tears

Today I finally asked Nathan’s mom to teach me how to work the espresso latte machine. Best idea ever, I hate myself for not asking 3 months ago. I would have taken a picture of this glorious latte, but I’m too busy basking in how fucking amazing it is.

I fucking love cooking. I can’t wait until I can do this everyday for Nathan, and not just twice a week. 

So, before I moved away from the states with Nathan my one brother, who likes bragging about his dick size, gave us some condoms as a good gesture. My other brother, Jon, was given some too. He told us that the thing instantly snapped and he didn’t get to use it. Dustin’s response was “You must have put it on wrong cause they fit fine.” So Nathan tries to put one on and it instantly snaps. This lead me to busting up laughing thinking about Dustin, and that’s just mean of me.

tldr; Dustin how the fuck does one use these condoms? They small bro.

Mono sucks.

Can I just live in the wilderness? I’m completely content with it. I’d surround myself with dogs and not have to deal with people.