September 2011
That awkward moment when I had to wake up my dad to move his car so I can leave… at midnight.
him:what the fuck
me: LONG STORY CANT TALK
August 2011
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About this hurricane,
I just went outside in the pouring rain and lathered up my car in soap. Fuck you I’m taking this as the gift of not having to wash my car the normal way. :D
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Someone posts on my facebook link of Mac Lethal
iamnodestination:
“This kind of sounded like someone shitting in my ear”
I suppose they prefer Mac Miller. LOL
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Someone is finally buying my dsi. Now I’ll have gas money and can go be social once more.
scaring angelique
it’s a hobby really.
Last minute earthquake jokes.
cliffordcorrupt:
The earthquake was clearly a signal from God that America needs to stop being so socialist. Please take God’s message to heart.
No, that wasn’t a 5.8 earthquake in Washington, DC. That was the politicians crashing the economy.
Rick Perry just issued a statement that if elected President, he will make God stop earthquakes & this is clearly due to Obama’s negligence.
Rick...
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Today has been intense. Sleep time.
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I remember that time my step mom told me to “rethink” my friendship with kev, so I said “There’s nothing to rethink.” First time I’ve stood up for anything in my life right there.
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Ugh. I’m sitting here trying to sell my dsi WITH pokemon soul silver and pokemon black for 80 dollars just so I have gas money. IT’S NOT WORKING.
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So someone made me go on skype while I was playing Amnesia.. It consisted of me not knowing whether it was him making noises or the game and me possibly tossing my mouse and keyboard in absolute horror. GOOD TIMES HAD BY ALL.
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Gonna play amnesia now. I really hate that I’m using my expensive ass headphones for this. EVERY NOISE IS JUST DFHGHDFGHDF
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bresoph replied to your photo: Dear Bre, Wat? Lololololol
lmfao i can barely type on that thing when I’m not drunk. I call shenanigans!
wutever you say