tits666kittens: lawllsz it also gives me butterflies when people hate how blunt I am. I spare no feelings, sorry I can’t be sympathetic when you are being just pathetic. Never change <3
You make me happy
STAWP YOU WHORES
Making me laugh. I now can’t stop laughing. omfg if this isn’t awkward for the chick idk what is xD
FUCK YOU YOU WHORE. I was so good. I wasn’t laughing… then i read what you said.. and now i can’t stop laughing. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. im full of teh giggles and can’t control eeet.
It is taking every ounce of strength in my body
to not bust up laughing x.x; Dis chick sitting eh.. 4 feet away. lolz.. I guess she was trying to be sly and silently pass gas.. but she failed :3 /dead
So apparently when I stretch
like.. when I’m in bed and stretch.. I make sexual noises? rofl SORRY I ENJOY ME A GOOD STRETCH. :D lol no I was at a party and was crashed on a bean bag chair and told this. Dude.. sleep curled up in a ball on a bean bag chair for a night, and stretch not expecting it to feel so nice. :3 There was of course a bed available.. but yoo.. not sharing a bed with 4 other peeps, especially when...
mm rant yuz?
Cigarettes are gross and such a turn off x.x I hate walking with a guy, and he smells like an ash tray. sadasdfdsfdfdsfasdfsfds And then they get closer and you’re like “nuu” and back away.. and then he gets all offended because you keep inching away when he’s just trying to be friendly. lulz hate cigarettes.
That awkward moment when people are singing happy...
akashasaurus: SO I JUST STARE AT THEM LIKE This. ^
Conversations at work, three.
Manager: Did you get all the boxes?
Me: I think soooo.
Manager: What were in the boxes..? *dramatic silence*
Me: there were.. boxes.. of.. baby.. FOXES.
Me: I've come up with a theory!
Manager: What's that?
Me: The foxes were taken from their den by a hunter in alaska, only he didn't want to kill them so he tried selling them out of a box. No one wanted them, so he was like "I'll send these baby foxes to a random gamestop in the country!" And so he did. Many didn't make it sadly, though occasionally one gets through and gives the employees rabies.. OH BUT IF YOU CATCH A BABY OX... If you catch a baby ox then put it in the box with the baby fox then maybe the boxes would still have baby foxes, but not so much the ox.
Manager: What.. the.. WAIT OX?! The ox beats the fox
Me: But not when the ox and the fox are in a box!
Manager: Oh god.. you need to go home. *lol*
Me: I don't deny this.
sfijdskfhdkjfhds ox fox box
Conversations at work, number two!
Manager: Okay, we're closed.. You just focus on cleaning.
Me: I luff cleaning!
Manager: wut? You love to clean..? O.o
Me: Damn straight. almost as much as I love making sammiches!
Manager: Wait what?
Me: .... You're not serious right?
Manager: OH. I see what you did thar. You's making fun of yourself. hurrhurr
Me: Oh good. I was scared for a minute thar.. Thought you didn't know of sammiches and no...
Day 10- discuss your first love and first kiss
Oh damn. Ahahaha. Okay. My first love was a loser. No that’s not me just saying that, he legit was. Idk wat I was thinking. Watever though. Last I heard, he still lives at home without a job or a car. He’s 3 years older than me. That’s a prob. Said person was also my first kiss. First kiss was terribad. :D
and feel better too. Closed with my manager today. My day ended with me speaking a long elaborate tale about how all the boxes we receive are truly boxes of baby foxes that were shipped here from alaska. Do not ask. Delirious is me. :D I’m pretty happy today. Hopefully I blow this chem and stat test away tomorrow.. because I’d feel betta. After class ima line and color that one...
I feel like shit. And I’m about to leave for work… It’s hard for me to stand up and walk straight. Interesting work day ahead. gag ugh /dead
Despite the migraine that makes me want to drive...
I’m pretty content today. :3 I don’t even care that I have work today ~!
Good morning world
Well.. It’s 1:30pm here.. WATEVER. Plans for the day? Study while I can, set up next semester’s schedule, work, study, crash. I’m pretty sure a monster is going to fit its way in there somehow. /dead ps- I have a migraine :c It’s like having a hangover, only I didn’t drink. ffffffffffff
Day 09- How you hope your future will be like
I hope it will be pleasant? Dunno what to say to that. I hope I’m not in NJ, and I hope I’m happy. That is all.
I approached the person and attacked them then blahblahblah. no one fucking talks about my friends mkay. I don’t care about me.
I'm gonna draw nao
Anonymous asked: are you single?
The other day I was insulted at work.
Because a customer referred to.. a guy.. that i work with.. as jacob, and me as bella. fucking amazing. >:c
Anonymous asked: how many followers do yu have?
I want a kiss under the mistletoe this year.
nojokinhoboken: infrontoftheocean: ROMANCE IS BULL SHIT. agreeeedddd Lol. I’ve never been kissed under a mistletoe :3
The walking dead
I missed last week’s episode.. and it’s on.. and then a new episode.. so.. yeah *melts into tv*